Off to the vet's...

Well, that's it. I've been "fixed", like some dog or cat. Two kids, and that's the lot. That's OK, two kids are quite enough!

Such a quick procedure too; about 20 minutes later, it's a plastic cup of water (didn't fancy the aspartamine-laced blackcurrant squash), a plate of biscuits and a feeling of, "Was that it?"